And We're Off.

Solid episode tonight. Looks like we're in for a decent season if it keeps up like this. I'll try and keep this one brief.

-Brian was way too fucking cocky. I'm surprised he doesn't talk in third person all the time. It's the first god damn week. There is way too many people in the house to have a secret alliance with everyone. Shit's going to leak out eventually. And don't act like you're running the house either. The nominations were pretty fucking obvious. It was the easiest out for Jerry.

-Michelle is one of those annoying tom boys who never grew out of that shit. "I can take on all the guys, any time." Jessie could toss you over the wall if he wanted to. Pretty sure you'd lose 9 out of 10 physical competitions to that guy. I really hope she gets way too into one of the competitions and bursts a blood vessel in her eye or something.

-April looks really good in a bikini, heels, a skirt, a dress, etc.

-Renny makes no sense at all. She reminds me of that one drunk Aunt that always embarrasses everyone at family reunions or weddings.

-Jerry is still a bad ass.

-I still don't understand why they all hug after nominations, veto ceremony's, evictions, when Jerry takes a shit, after someone works out, etc. It's like playing the game is the hardest thing they've ever had to go through in their whole lives.

The live eviction show is tomorrow. My guess is Brian will be voted out, and Ollie, Angie or Memphis win HOH.

(Originally posted July 15)